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The Robot
« on: December 25, 2012, 10:11:04 PM »
Dad decides to buy a lie detecting robot. When it arrives it's unpackaged and is standing in the corner. The son walks in after school.

Dad; Where were you last night?

Son; I was studing at the libarary.

The robot rolls over and slaps the son.

Dad: Again where where you last night?

Son; Okay I was at Jeremy's watching movies.

Dad; What move did you watch?

Son; Toy Story

The robot slaps the son again!

Son; Okay, Okay we were watching X-rated stuff.

Dad; When I was your age I didn't know what X-rated was.

The robot rolls over to dad and slaps him.

Meanwhile mom is taking this all in.... she's laughing and says, "That's your son!"

The robot turns around and slaps mom.




I hear the robot is for sale
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The Robot
« on: December 25, 2012, 10:11:04 PM »