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Offline Busted_Knuckles

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Senior Health Care
« on: June 26, 2012, 12:00:26 AM »

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So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Congressmen.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered. And, as an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what?

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Senior Health Care
« on: June 26, 2012, 12:00:26 AM »

Offline Heiny57

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Re: Senior Health Care
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2012, 12:43:34 PM »
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America won't survive with open borders.

Offline rusty

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Re: Senior Health Care
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2012, 01:25:18 PM »
Give them a 1911 and a few extra clips. Four is too few.
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A 'Veteran'is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made
payable to 'The United States of America,' for an amount of 'up to, and
including his life.'

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do onto others as you would like them to do onto you

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