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Offline Busted_Knuckles

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Why Im depressed
« on: March 23, 2012, 11:07:48 PM »
WHY I'M DEPRESSED!

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed our asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!  I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... . I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Folks, we're screwed!

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Why Im depressed
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Offline rusty

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Re: Why Im depressed
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2012, 01:48:24 AM »
Very true.
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